
Gee Tee: Death Race 7"
Alright, itâs time for a pop quiz ya stinkinâ Melvin. You know whatâs the square root of nine? Of course you do, youâre a stinkinâ Melvin. Okay, what about the square root of, I dunno, 27? Mm. Donât even know if you actually got the right answer to that one since, yâknow, not the stinkinâ Melvin here, but it doesnât surprise me you got that one down to the decimal point. It also wouldnât surprise me if you didnât know the answer to THIS little question: whatâs the square root of fuckinâ cool? GEE TEE, thatâs what. Doubt you really know what a GT is to begin with, but trust that Gee Tee is completely faithful to its automotive counterpart -- well, sans all the raw horsepower, superb handling, high gas mileage and other car-specific characteristics, but at the very least, Gee Teeâs sure as hellâs got a similar sense of flamboyant, shameless style that positively oozes charisma. Originally conceived as a solo-project by Gold Coastâs Kel Mason (member of an equally-extraordinary rock band, Draggs), Gee Teeâs âDeath Raceâ EP is the total antithesis of its title. For a âdeath raceâ, simple-minded listeners couldnât feel more enlivened by Kelâs goofy, lighthearted brand of synth-infused, surfy garage rock lined with an ear-pleasing arrangement of mechanical whirls, buoyant keytones, alien-like vocal distortions, and of course, spindly, simplistic chords emanating from a guitar most assuredly decorated in all sorts of sweet flame decals. What derives from this unorthodox assemblage of instruments is something of an otherworldly-orchestra, a perky, lo-fi charade thatâs more incapably delightful than it is confusing or overwhelming --  a near-perfect mix of ideas. Gee Teeâs âDeath Raceâ does enough to stray from the bandâs two original EPs, being a unique, spacey venture in the vein of the most infectious of garage rock bands, while remaining pleasantly digestible to satisfy even the least adventurous of listeners. Or, in other words, itâs the square root of fuckinâ cool.
Alright, itâs time for a pop quiz ya stinkinâ Melvin. You know whatâs the square root of nine? Of course you do, youâre a stinkinâ Melvin. Okay, what about the square root of, I dunno, 27? Mm. Donât even know if you actually got the right answer to that one since, yâknow, not the stinkinâ Melvin here, but it doesnât surprise me you got that one down to the decimal point. It also wouldnât surprise me if you didnât know the answer to THIS little question: whatâs the square root of fuckinâ cool? GEE TEE, thatâs what. Doubt you really know what a GT is to begin with, but trust that Gee Tee is completely faithful to its automotive counterpart -- well, sans all the raw horsepower, superb handling, high gas mileage and other car-specific characteristics, but at the very least, Gee Teeâs sure as hellâs got a similar sense of flamboyant, shameless style that positively oozes charisma. Originally conceived as a solo-project by Gold Coastâs Kel Mason (member of an equally-extraordinary rock band, Draggs), Gee Teeâs âDeath Raceâ EP is the total antithesis of its title. For a âdeath raceâ, simple-minded listeners couldnât feel more enlivened by Kelâs goofy, lighthearted brand of synth-infused, surfy garage rock lined with an ear-pleasing arrangement of mechanical whirls, buoyant keytones, alien-like vocal distortions, and of course, spindly, simplistic chords emanating from a guitar most assuredly decorated in all sorts of sweet flame decals. What derives from this unorthodox assemblage of instruments is something of an otherworldly-orchestra, a perky, lo-fi charade thatâs more incapably delightful than it is confusing or overwhelming --  a near-perfect mix of ideas. Gee Teeâs âDeath Raceâ does enough to stray from the bandâs two original EPs, being a unique, spacey venture in the vein of the most infectious of garage rock bands, while remaining pleasantly digestible to satisfy even the least adventurous of listeners. Or, in other words, itâs the square root of fuckinâ cool.
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Alright, itâs time for a pop quiz ya stinkinâ Melvin. You know whatâs the square root of nine? Of course you do, youâre a stinkinâ Melvin. Okay, what about the square root of, I dunno, 27? Mm. Donât even know if you actually got the right answer to that one since, yâknow, not the stinkinâ Melvin here, but it doesnât surprise me you got that one down to the decimal point. It also wouldnât surprise me if you didnât know the answer to THIS little question: whatâs the square root of fuckinâ cool? GEE TEE, thatâs what. Doubt you really know what a GT is to begin with, but trust that Gee Tee is completely faithful to its automotive counterpart -- well, sans all the raw horsepower, superb handling, high gas mileage and other car-specific characteristics, but at the very least, Gee Teeâs sure as hellâs got a similar sense of flamboyant, shameless style that positively oozes charisma. Originally conceived as a solo-project by Gold Coastâs Kel Mason (member of an equally-extraordinary rock band, Draggs), Gee Teeâs âDeath Raceâ EP is the total antithesis of its title. For a âdeath raceâ, simple-minded listeners couldnât feel more enlivened by Kelâs goofy, lighthearted brand of synth-infused, surfy garage rock lined with an ear-pleasing arrangement of mechanical whirls, buoyant keytones, alien-like vocal distortions, and of course, spindly, simplistic chords emanating from a guitar most assuredly decorated in all sorts of sweet flame decals. What derives from this unorthodox assemblage of instruments is something of an otherworldly-orchestra, a perky, lo-fi charade thatâs more incapably delightful than it is confusing or overwhelming --  a near-perfect mix of ideas. Gee Teeâs âDeath Raceâ does enough to stray from the bandâs two original EPs, being a unique, spacey venture in the vein of the most infectious of garage rock bands, while remaining pleasantly digestible to satisfy even the least adventurous of listeners. Or, in other words, itâs the square root of fuckinâ cool.












